There once was a hollabalu.
It happened one night in a zoo.
A punch was then thrown,
A guy let out a groan,
Then the security guard said we're through.
There once was a very old bear.
He didn't have very much hair.
He was diagnosed by a tick,
and it turned out he was sick,
so he retreated back into his lair.
Limericks by Eliana
There once was a dog named Berry
Who's life was quite merry
He was very brave
All the way to the grave
In which his favorite bone was berried.
Once upon a time, in a far away land
There lives a cranky and lonely old man
He was quite a grouch
He always sat on his couch
If a hug can't cure him nothing can.